phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via tyleroakley)

Anonymous:
I'm sure that this is the last thing you want to hear, but please wait and make sure your first kiss, be it innocent, is with someone who makes your heart swell. I have been so careless with my lips, and my list of those I've kissed is longer than the beginning of a Star Wars movie. And that didn't bother me for the longest time, until I kissed a boy who lit my insides on fire, and it made me wish that I had waited. It feels like an injustice to myself and to this boy who leaves me speechless.

michaela-margaret:

This just made me cry.

I always felt so dumb “waiting” for my first kiss, but it’s a kiss, not sex. I mean, I don’t think boys necessarily find me attractive, I’m not the girl they are going after, so when I feel like that I just want it over with. But sometimes I feel really awesome and I’m like, I want the person I kiss to realize who they are kissing and that I’m awesome. 

"I don’t know if I’ll ever quite get over the pain he left in my heart"

moss (via influencing)

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

(Source: karemloo, via laugh-addict)

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via anidioticblogger)

"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

"Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are."